
Andrea Allsopp provides an insight into the recent Chelsea ladies’ lunch at Stamford Bridge and tries to explain how she got her hands on John Terry’s underwear.
TS Eliot wrote of the ladies’ powder room: “Where the women come and go, talking of Michael Angelo.” However, at the Chelsea ladies’ lunch the talk is more likely […]

Following the FA’s decision to hold the Arse v Spurts FA Cup semi-final at Old Trafford rather than Stamford Bridge, Martin Rowe casts a critical eye over the building work at Chelsea’s home ground and asks, can we fix it?
Well, well, well - it appears that Stamford Bridge is not in a fit state to […]

Andy Regan examines the bitter attitude displayed by supporters from the red half of Merseyside since their team’s fall from grace.
Many years ago, or so it seems, another seemingly unbeatable team in red emerged from the North West. For almost two decades Liverpool were clearly the (big gulp) Manchester United of their times.
The Scousers were, […]