- AT LEAST FOR NINETY MINUTES – The trouble with two legged ties is that you never really know what is a good result in the first leg. Last year we came away from Anfield with a 3 – 1 win and left the Bridge a fortnight later having collectively aged 340,000 years (I am [...]
Continue reading …When you’re sixteen your eighteenth birthday and driving licence seem like a lifetime away. At forty you blink and the next thing you know you’re bloody fifty years old.
Continue reading …I hold my hand up and confess to all you CFC fans that I might have had something to do with the breaking of the JT story. A couple of weeks ago I complained to my daughter that it’s been ages since the newspapers ran any interesting Chelsea stories and she sagely suggested it might [...]
Continue reading …Peter Osgood. Bleedin’ obvious innit to start with the King of Stamford Bridge? If Facebook had existed when Ossie left for Southampton in March 1974 I would have set up a page for all those Chelsea fans seriously considering suicide.
Continue reading …John Terry has been in the eye of the storm recently as all of you will have noted. Apparently if you are England captain any misdemeanor is multiplied by ten and every single newspaper makes sure they get as many column inches as possible out of him. It is not a coincidence that it is [...]
Continue reading …The headline on the back page of yesterday’s News of the World screamed (as all NOTW headlines do) “1 Billion Chinese Takeaway at United”. According to the NOTW six Chinese billionaires are lining up a deal to buy the Old Trafford club for a whopping one billion pounds. United fans are said to be excited [...]
Continue reading …Four months into my fifty first year, I confess I still look at most Chelsea players, past and present, with a certain hero worship more befitting a 13 year old. But try as I might there are ten blokes who have worn our beloved royal blue shirt, and some dodgy away ones too, who, try [...]
Continue reading …My first attempt at writing this article started last Sunday just before midnight and went something like this – Didier Drogba tra la la la la la, Didier Drogba tra la la la la la. And on and on it went. I had another go yesterday (Monday) but the only the words that came into [...]
Continue reading …With Sunday’s game satisfactorily out of the way, I am going to make a bold prediction – if we win the next three games we are home and dry as far as the Premiership is concerned. Forget the defection of the African boys in January, forget any potential blips and forget any signings in January [...]
Continue reading …I envy those who make a living writing about football. Just imagine the landlord paying you to utter football nonsense when you’re drunk in a pub and you have a rough idea of what it’s like to be a football journo. In the space of eight days we went from being world beaters (Saturday 26th [...]
Continue reading …You may like to know that the most read piece on the Guardian’s website today was an article with the headline “Why women have sex”. I wonder why (not why women has sex but why so many people read it). I read it mainly because there hasn’t been too much good CFC news to read [...]
Continue reading …Drogba and Anelka CAN play together. Out of the nine goals we have scored so far, Didier and Nic have got five. Against Sunderland Didier won the penalty that Lamps duly converted. So in all between them they have contributed directly to two thirds of the goals we scored so far. This myth was started [...]
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