LIVERPOOL 1-0 CHELSEA
Lightening never strikes twice, does it? Whoever made up that particular statement needs to be found and shot, pretty damn quickly.
CHELSEA 2-3 WEST HAM UNITED
If I were Stuart Hall, the man who uses his tongue better than a £500 hooker (I would guess), I might say that this performance was arrant, ill-conditioned, irredeemable, execrable or even unendurable.
FULHAM 0-0 CHELSEA
Let me start by having a moan about the bloody traffic down the Fulham Palace Road. What a nightmare.
CHELSEA 2-1 FK VIKING
The most amazing element to tonight's match was the crowd. Like many others, we ambled along after an early dinner, expecting to saunter up to the ticket office, buy some tickets for anywhere in the ground and in we would go.
CHELSEA 3-0 NEWCASTLE UNITED
Who on Earth could possibly come up with the daft — no, totally crazy — idea of playing Mario Stanic as a left back?
BLACKBURN ROVERS 2-3 CHELSEA
I can count on one finger (probably the middle one) the number of enjoyable trips we have had to this godforsaken place. Four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire? More like four thousand points lost or given away.
CHELSEA 1-1 ARSENAL
With Vieira sent off shortly after half time and Chelsea ahead by a goal, it is impossible to think of this match as anything other than two points thrown away by the Blues.
